by Mentally Philly…
I always wanted to be a brain surgeon. Who wouldn’t? Brain surgeons make tons of dough. They live in mansions and have beautiful wives. They are in essence, rock stars.
Wanting to be a brain surgeon is one thing, becoming one is quite another. When I discovered how much hard work it would take to actually become a brain surgeon—not to mention how expensive it would be—I decided against it. The truth is, to be a brain surgeon you have to be really smart, which I am not.
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