by Hornily Philly…

I always wanted to be rich. I always wanted to have a beautiful wife. I never thought I’d have either. But guess what? Yep. I got both. Although the life is not all it’s cracked up to be, you’ll never guess in a million years how it all turned out for me. It goes like this.

I was born the son of a sharecropper. No, that’s a line from a movie. But I was born poor all the same. Problem was, I wasn’t much of a go-getter, and I wasn’t very bright either.

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