by Nakedly Philly…

“What’s seven feet tall, naked, and has its dick hanging out of the water? We’ll get to that soon enough. What’s Communing? We’ll get to that soon enough, too.

“It all started one morning while I was fast asleep. All of a sudden there’s a banging on my door and it’s my good friend Ted Handsome with a Budweiser party ball on his head. What did having a Budweiser party ball mean? Commune time, that’s what.”

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Communing is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. It’s more of a memoir than a slice of fiction, recounting his college days and the summers he spent skinny dipping with Ted Handsome, the lovely ladies, and the whole LSU basketball team.

Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas.  PhilipLoyd.com