by Lecherously Philly…
“The Minks TV News Network was the highest-rated game in town. Its boss, Landon Lech, not only had fifty years under his belt, he knew the industry like nobody’s business.
“Lech knew exactly what the American public wanted to see. That’s precisely why, in an industry dominated by left-wing agitators, Lech founded the all-redneck news network. As such, he knew just the types of newscasters he was looking for. When it came to his stable of onscreen personalities, it was Lech who insisted on doing the job interviews himself.”
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The Minks Job is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. Loyd believes the Minks TV News Network might as well be called the Babe Network, or the Legs Network. If he’s wrong, then why don’t they show the men’s legs as well?
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. PhilipLoyd.com
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