by Thirsty Philly…

“Hi, my name is Jon. That’s right, Jon, without the H. No, I’m not pretentious; I’m an alcoholic.

Today is my birthday. Today, I’m 365 days sober. It’s been exactly one year to the day since my last drink. One year since I’ve driven drunk. One year since I’ve blacked out. One year since I was arrested. One year of living hell.”

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FLASHBYTES: THE WHOLE STORY IN 5 MINUTES OR LESS.

My Last Drink is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. Another autobiographical episode, it’s one of those stories that seems to replay itself over and over again.

Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. PhilipLoyd.com