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“Raspberry, or strawberry, those are my favorite flavor jelly donuts. Maybe lemon, but never peach. And wouldn’t you know, that’s just the flavor she had on, peach? The edible panties, I mean. They were teeny and tight and not much more than a light snack. I hate peach.”
Jelly Donut Flavored Edible Panties can be found in the collection of the same name. Available on Amazon.com.
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New from worst-selling author T Phelatio Loyd, a spider web of slovenly-woven tales and character assassinations starring such well-known douche bags as Roberto Dinero, Michael McDonald, David Crosby, the Imam Abdul Hussein Al-Kohmeini, and of course all the usual suspects: TJ Max, Graham Kraker, Ted Danson, Rockin’ Rodney, Attorney Wags Wagglestein, Chris “Crawdaddy” Crawford, Chemise Lacoste, and more…
Stories include:
-Big Dick Billionaires
-Kung Fu Trump
-The Electro Ejaculation Salesman
-The Internship: Caligula Style
-I Just Killed Billy Joel
-My Hillbilly Funeral
-Attack of the Camel Toes
…and more than you can stomach.
PEER REVIEWS
“T Phallacious Loyd isn’t just funny and witty, his writing is interesting and full of intricate details that show what a great researcher he is, as well.” —Nahid Rachlin, Recipient of the Doubleday-Columbia Fellowship; Author of Persian Girls (Penguin/Random House)
“Dude can write!!!” —Lucy Logston, Editor, Reviewer, English Professor, Columbia University—“Love reading your Flashbytes. You are a true inspiration, particularly your wit, humor, and crazy ways!” —Lekha Keister, English Professor, William Paterson University.
“You’d have to be a bibliophobe to not fall head over heels for T Phlavius Loyd’s insanely addictive novel, YLB, featuring one of modern literature’s more remarkable protagonists, Arlen Schmeck.” —Chris Belden, Author of Shriver (Simon & Schuster)
Jelly Donut Flavored Edible Panties is available on Amazon.com.
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