by Man-frightened Philly…

Ever wonder why women wear tight pants? I had no idea until my girlfriend told me.

The whole thing with tight pants all began, believe it or not, because the clitoris has a hood. No joke. The clitoral hood covers the clitoris itself, sometimes entirely, and can often be a hindrance to the female orgasm. If you’re a man, you might not know this. These days, women are doing something about it.

Read the whole peeled-back story…

Attack of the Camel Toes is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. According to Loyd, camel toes have always fascinated, as well as frightened him. It’s a combination of both the horny, and the hilarious; and like a bad accident, you just can’t look away.

Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. PhilipLoyd.com

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