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“I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know I’m a man, but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility, it’s understanding.”

Me Too! is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. Not one to normally follow the trends, Loyd sees this time that he needs to change his ways. Then, he meets a woman…

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What are Flashbytes? Catering to today’s ADD masses, Flashbytes are complete stories in 5 minutes or less.

Flashbytes are perfect for those brief outbreaks of mental awareness. Read Flashbytes while you’re waiting at the doctor’s office, the DMV, even dropping a deuce. After all, most songs last 5 minutes or less; why not feed your head, instead?

FLASHBYTES: FEED YOUR HEAD

Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for Forbes and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a nightmare. He dreams of one day moving to Hollywood and winning a Razzie. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. PhilipLoyd.com