by Nate Waggoner…

“I get home and Kremplus is dumping rotten meat out the window and screaming. I tell him he has to get the fuck out right now and he punches me in the face. I pull a knife from out the kitchen draw. He says, You better put that knife away or I’ll sue you”

Read the whole insufferable story at the Columbia Journal…

Nate Waggoner is the editor-in-chief of The-Tusk.com. His writing has appeared on the Barrelhouse blog, Electric Literature’s Okey-Panky, in The “Loose Lips” literary parody anthology from Grand Central Publishing, and elsewhere. Natewagg.com