by Brian Auspice…

I pull over at a diner. I order the special.

“Here’s your hot mess,” some raggedy red-headed skank in a skimpy skirt and loose top says to me as she hands me a plate with a burger on it.

“This tastes like Syphilis,” I reply after the third bite.

Two bikers in a booth behind me take offense to my accusation.

Read the whole gonorrhea-infected story at Bizarro Central…

Brian Auspice exists in an impermeable void between time and space. Auspice’s novella entitled “Deep Blue” was published by Eraserhead Press as part of their Bizarro Author Series.

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