Who here hasn’t ever had to confront the loud neighbor? In my day, I was exactly that neighbor. Then I discovered the Grateful Dead. There goes the neighborhood… 

“Hey,” said the man to his neighbor. “Just two songs. real quick. I promise.”

“Sure,” she said. No problem. Just two songs”

At 4am she was pounding on his door. “WTF?” she screamed. “You said two songs.”

45 minutes later…

“Right,” he said. “It’s almost over.”

“Good,” she said.

“The first song will be over in about half an hour.”

WTF?

What she didn’t know was, she had a Dead Head neighbor. Imagine that.

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