It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket The world has gone completely mad. But of course you knew that. What you didn’t know is exactly how mad. Case in point: Check out this recent news clipping from the LA Times. This is what the article tells you. What the article doesn’t tell you is that this was no…

Magabala Books Submissions

Magabala Books Australia – Novels, Non-fiction, YA, Kid’s, Indigenous magabala.com.au magabala.com.au/pages/publishing pubadmin@magabala.com WINNER – Australian Book Industry Awards/Small Publisher of the Year, 2024 New submissions begin Feb. 1 Magabala Books is Australia’s leading Indigenous publishing house. Aboriginal owned and led, they celebrate and nurture the talent and diversity of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander voices.…

Cannibal by Chuck Palahniuk (Playboy Magazine)

Cannibal by Chuck Palahniuk first appeared in Playboy Magazine in May 2013… #ChuckPalahniuk While best known for his novels like Fight Club and Choke, Chuck is also a prolific author of short stories, many of which have appeared in major magazines like Playboy. Romance, Zombie and Cannibal are three, just to name a few. Chuck…

Harriet Houdini

Harriet Houdini

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket I used to live with this actress girl, years ago when I was young. She was diabetic, had to take insulin shots every day. I couldn’t stand needles, couldn’t stand even watching. It was a good thing she had no problem injecting herself. The diabetes made her tired. She took naps…

I Think I’ll Become an Alcoholic by Philip Loyd

Sober Thinking

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket Once after going on a 9-day drinking binge I thought I needed to sober up. So I did. After just one day of sobriety, what I needed most was a drink. Being drunk must be better than being sober, I concluded. Everyone knows you make better decisions when you’re sober, than…

Death Before Pity

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket When a woman is in love with you, I said, nothing can change her mind. But when she falls out of love, she would just as soon leave you bleeding in the middle of the road. Not my Betty Sue, he said. My Betty Sue would take pity on me. I…

Fedor Jeftichew

Fedor Jeftichew

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket You may know him better as Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy, but his real name was Fedor Jeftichew. Fedor was a famous Russian sideshow performer who toured Europe with his father, the ‘Wild Man from the Kostroma Forest’, in 1873 and was brought to the United States of America in 1884 by…