If You Listen Long Enough by Jon Conley

If You Listen Long Enough by Jon Conley

#JonConley #realwritersmarket… Watercooler talk, Mitz was saying that she went to the dentist yesterday and that he was treating her as gingerly as possible because he knew what had happened. What had happened? We too wanted to know. He was a drunk—or maybe that was Joni’s story. I had just read a Lucia Berlin story,…

O.B.E. by Philip Loyd

O.B.E.

#philiployd #realwritersmarket…    “My name is John Fielder Smith.  That’s not my real name.  My real name is Go Fuck Yourself.  But for our purposes here you can just call me Johnny Boy.  I was first told the story of O.B.E. by an ex-DEA agent who went by the name of Peter North.  That’s not…

National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody

National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody

#nationallampoon #realwritersmarket … Come with us back to 1964… Edited by P. J. O’Rourke and Doug Kenney, National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody was first published in 1973. Although it was a parody, the original publication actually appeared to be a real yearbook from C. Estes Kefauver High School in Dacron, Ohio. Of course,…

genesis kurt vonnegut kilgore trout

Genesis: According to Vonnegut

Genesis: According to Vonnegut  a Kilgore Trout story… #kurtvonnegut      In Genesis: According to Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut playfully subverted the biblical creation narrative by framing God and Satan as peers struggling with opposing forces and questioning existence. Vonnegut explored and deconstructed the biblical creation myth throughout his literary canon. His reinterpretations offer a cynical,…

#metoo

Me Too

#philiployd #realwritersmarket…     . “I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know I’m a man, but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility, it’s understanding.” Read the whole p-whipped story…   Before trying his hand at fiction, Philip Loyd spent a…

Fatty Arbuckle

I Fatty by Jerry Stahl

Excerpt… “I was once picked up by the police on Fatty Arbuckle’s front lawn. Of course, by then Fatty—who preferred to be called Roscoe—had moved on. Arbuckle died in 1933. And this was the mid-eighties, before the dawn of the Crack Era. Street dealers dotted that no-longer upscale strip of Adams Boulevard, near downtown Los…

Confession of a Coward by Charles Bukowski

Confession of a Coward by Charles Bukowski

God, she thought lying in bed naked and re-reading Aldington’s Portrait of a Genius, But… he’s an impostor! Not D.H. Lawrence, but her husband-Henry-with his bauble of a belly and all the hair he never combed and the way he stood around in his shorts, and the way he stood naked before the window like…

MAD Magazine Issue 1 - Oct. 1952

MAD Magazine Issue 1 – Oct. 1952

If you like MAD like we like MAD, then come take a stroll down memory lane with MAD Magazine Issue 1 – Oct. 1952 Enter Here – If you dare… Come check out a whole mess of great Mad Magazine publications at Amazon.com. See more MAD Magazine right here on Flashbytes…   Founded by publisher…