National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody

National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody

Come with us back to 1964… Edited by P. J. O’Rourke and Doug Kenney, National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody was first published in 1973. Although it was a parody, the original publication actually appeared to be a real yearbook from C. Estes Kefauver High School in Dacron, Ohio. Of course, there is no…

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Genesis: According to Vonnegut

Genesis: According to Vonnegut  a Kilgore Trout story… #kurtvonnegut      In Genesis: According to Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut playfully subverted the biblical creation narrative by framing God and Satan as peers struggling with opposing forces and questioning existence. Vonnegut explored and deconstructed the biblical creation myth throughout his literary canon. His reinterpretations offer a cynical,…

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Me Too

by Pussy-whipped Philly…     . “I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know I’m a man, but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility, it’s understanding.” Me Too! is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. Not…

Fatty Arbuckle

I Fatty by Jerry Stahl

Excerpt… “I was once picked up by the police on Fatty Arbuckle’s front lawn. Of course, by then Fatty—who preferred to be called Roscoe—had moved on. Arbuckle died in 1933. And this was the mid-eighties, before the dawn of the Crack Era. Street dealers dotted that no-longer upscale strip of Adams Boulevard, near downtown Los…

Confession of a Coward by Charles Bukowski

Confession of a Coward by Charles Bukowski

God, she thought lying in bed naked and re-reading Aldington’s Portrait of a Genius, But… he’s an impostor! Not D.H. Lawrence, but her husband-Henry-with his bauble of a belly and all the hair he never combed and the way he stood around in his shorts, and the way he stood naked before the window like…

MAD Magazine Issue 1 - Oct. 1952

MAD Magazine Issue 1 – Oct. 1952

If you like MAD like we like MAD, then come take a stroll down memory lane with MAD Magazine Issue 1 – Oct. 1952 Enter Here – If you dare… Come check out a whole mess of great Mad Magazine publications at Amazon.com. See more MAD Magazine right here on Flashbytes…   Founded by publisher…

Someone Tell Me What Is Going On by Clive La Pensée

Someone Tell Me What Is Going On by Clive La Pensée

Excerpt… We stopped mid-afternoon for tea and cakes. Vera was very vacant and morose. She was working something through. I decided it wasn’t the moment to disturb her meditations. The cream tea was magic. Perhaps now she can be cheered up? ‘I feel sorry for blokes with beards and mustaches,’ I started. ‘I’ve nothing against…

Sugar

by Richard Hoffman… “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!” The fat man is yelling at a large red Mercury backing toward the boy who’s standing frozen with the shopping cart. The windows on the Mercury are down, and the music is loud. The car is shining; even the tailpipes are polished. It stops, rocking; the driver has slammed…