I Think I’ll Become an Alcoholic by Philip Loyd

I Think I’ll Become an Alcoholic

by Chug-a-lugging Philly… I think I’ll become an alcoholic.  Why not?  Sounds easy enough.  I already lost my job, I’m about to lose my house, what else have I got to lose? A good friend of mine is an alcoholic.  He’s got a job, in fact, just because he’s an alcoholic.  He met his new…