by Stinky Philly…

I should have packed it in and moved to a desert island a long time ago when I still had the chance. When I was young. Instead, just like Billy Clyde Tuggle, I remained right here in the snake pit while society ate away at me like a bunch of cannibals. Or vultures. Or hyenas. Take your pick.

I remember my friend TJ Max telling me once about this place out in West Texas. You know what West Texas is, right? It’s the Sahara Desert, with cowboys.

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About the Author
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. Find out more about Loyd at PhilipLoyd.com

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