Fedor Jeftichew

Fedor Jeftichew

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket You may know him better as Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy, but his real name was Fedor Jeftichew. Fedor was a famous Russian sideshow performer who toured Europe with his father, the ‘Wild Man from the Kostroma Forest’, in 1873 and was brought to the United States of America in 1884 by…

the midnight special

The Midnight Special

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket The Midnight Special is not an original term. It can mean several things. For people from my generation, it was THE TV show to watch late nights if you wanted to see your favorite band. And believe me, back then there weren’t many places for that. For my grandfather’s generation, the…

The Insanity Virus

The Insanity Virus

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket The insanity virus eludes to scientific research suggesting that certain mental illnesses, particularly schizophrenia and multiple sclerosis, may be brought on by viral infections (such as CMV, Toxoplasmosis, or HERV-W) that interact with the immune system. This hypothesis further asserts that infections can oftentimes create chronic brain inflammation leading to psychotic behaviors.…

Kung Fu Trump

Kung Fu Trump – Trump v. DeNiro

#RealFlashbytes by #PhiliipLoyd #realwritersmarket Hi. My name is Roberto Dinero, and I’m from the LA. East LA. The mean streets, where it all goes down. Shit. Okay, so you know who I really am. What gave it away? But that’s not the point. Everybody has the right to use a pseudonym. If Martin Lieber gets…

RWM Gets First Goodreads Review – 5 STARS

Great news. We got our very first Goodreads review and it’s a good one. It’s not just 5 stars, but the reviewer actually picks up on some of the best features of the book. I guess this means that it works. Awesome!     The reviewer touches on certain key points, like “The curated list…

Death Bed Jerry

Death Bed Jerry

But there was no stopping Brother Jerry when he set his mind to something. He could hear his people as they started singing down below. First, just the soft whisper of a tune; but then, as more people joined in, it was almost like a church choir. It was time for a song … I…

California Sober

#Flashbytes by #PhilipLoyd #realwritersmarket With special guest star, Chemise Lacoste. Also, special guest appearances by Ted Handsome and Fletch…   My last acid trip: it wasn’t good. In fact, it was a total disaster. California sober, my ass. I had just come from the Grateful Dead concert and was having so much fun I wasn’t ready…

Dead Head Neighbor Jerry Garcia

Dead Head Neighbor

#realwritersmarket, #Flashbytes by #PhilipLoyd Who here hasn’t ever had to confront the loud neighbor? In my day, I was exactly that neighbor. Then I discovered the Grateful Dead. There goes the neighborhood…  “Hey,” said the man to his neighbor. “Just two songs. real quick. I promise.” “Sure,” she said. No problem. Just two songs” At…

#MeToo!!!

Well everybody, it finally happened: We’re in! We finally got published in The Satirist. God help ’em. What they want to do with the likes of us, I’ll never know. But it’s up and LIVE, the satiric piece #MeToo!!!, by your humble narrator. Let’s just hope they fare better than those poor schlubs over at…

American Hippo

#philiployd #realwritersmarket…    The events in this story are true. I have written them down here almost verbatim, just as my good friend Zeudi Araya explained them to me. Whether you believe that a real-life, American hippopotamus could be found rampaging through the terminal at New York’s JFK Airport or not—or that there even is…