Tails of Manhattan by Woody Allen #woodyallen #tailsofmanhattan Woody Allen’s “Tails of Manhattan” is a satirical short story published in The New Yorker that imagines the famous Ponzi scheme mastermind Bernard Madoff reincarnated as a lobster, meeting his furious victims—who are also lobsters—at a seafood restaurant. The story follows Abe Moscowitz and Silverman, two former…