by Fisticuffs Philly…
“All of a sudden a barroom broke out. How do you know when a barroom brawl breaks out? It’s just like in the movies. First, a chair gets kicked out. Then, someone breaks a bottle in half. Then, arms start spinning around like airplane propellers. It all happens in just a matter of seconds, and there’s yelling and screaming all throughout.”
Read the whole bar-brawling story…
FLASHBYTES: THE WHOLE STORY IN 5 MINUTES OR LESS.
Barroom Brawl is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. It’s another of the memoir episodes. The trouble that seemed to follow Loyd’s attorney Wags Wagglestein and him around was the stuff of legend.
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. PhilipLoyd.com
Flashbytes 
Our brawl is not complete until the place is cleared of scurrying spectators – Not to mention the guy sliding down the bar, blood gushing from his smashed nose – His assailant still upright, but he’ll have a mean, blackened eye in the morning. All in all, its a common flashbyte of the mentally challenged drunks that can always be found having crawled inside a bottle of some kind of alcohol.
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This really happened. My wife was recalling the story just the other day.
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