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Rock N Roll Universe

#philiployd #realwritersmarket I’m from the Rock N Roll Universe.  Ever heard of it? It’s a place where nothing else matters except the music.  Rock N Roll music. One night in the Rock N Roll Universe a woman awoke to her baby crying.  “Damn kids!” she cursed. “This is it,” she told her husband, “this is…

The Euro Rule

#philiployd #realwritersmarket… After the EURO 2016 soccer riots in France, UEFA officials decided to do something about it. While some cited economic woes as the cause, handing out wads of cash was quickly voted down. What they did wind up proposing seemed radical at the time, but would pale in comparison to the final solution.…

600 Kisses by Philip Loyd

600 Kisses

#philiployd #realwritersmarket.. “My wife was on my computer and she found the pages from SuperSexySexEscorts.com in my browsing history. She was just sitting there, waiting, when I walked into the room.” Read the rest of the story…   Before trying his hand at fiction, Philip Loyd spent a lifetime as a financial and insurance writer,…

Hot Tub

#philiployd #realwritersmarket “I like to go to the hot tub at the Holiday Inn down by the airport. There are always lovely ladies there. I think they’re stewardesses, although they’ve never really said for sure. They’re always so happy, like they’re on vacation; but who vacations at the Holiday Inn down by the airport?” Read…

Saving Baseball: The Affordable Baseball Act

by Going Down Swinging Philly… The year was 2075 and baseball was on the rocks. Salaries were out of control, ticket prices were to the moon, and the stands were virtually empty. Baseball was on the verge of collapse. So it was no surprise when in March of 2075, just as spring training was getting underway,…

The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved by Hunter S. Thompson

In Case of Emergency, Eat Glass (3AM)

#philiployd #realwritersmarket In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o’clock in the morning… ―F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Crack-Up “All of a sudden I found myself in suburbia, living that life of quiet desperation. How I ended up there, I’ll never know. I must have followed a woman in.” Read the…

Time Off from Having No Life at All

#philiployd #realwritersmarket The thing about the beginning of an acid trip is, wherever you are, that’s where you want to stay. Same thing with cocaine, but with acid it’s not just paranoia, it’s downright confusion. Even if you wanted to get up and go, you wouldn’t know how. Read the whole story…   Before trying…

Communing

#philiployd #realwritersmarket “What’s seven feet tall, naked, and has its dick hanging out of the water? We’ll get to that soon enough. What’s Communing? We’ll get to that soon enough, too. “It all started one morning while I was fast asleep. All of a sudden there’s a banging on my door and it’s my good…

Ain’t Marriage Grand?

by Hornily Philly… I always wanted to be rich. I always wanted to have a beautiful wife. I never thought I’d have either. But guess what? Yep. I got both. Although the life is not all it’s cracked up to be, you’ll never guess in a million years how it all turned out for me.…

Somebody’s Poisoning Me

#philiployd #realwritersmarket Somebody’s poisoning me. I can feel it. It wouldn’t be the first time. For years now, someone’s been out to get me. Maybe it’s somebody in my family; maybe it’s even the maid. Maybe it’s because I’m stinking rich. Maybe. Read the whole story…   Come check out these great indie publishers: POST…